My coach is cooler than your coach

Ya , that`s right . You heard me ! Does your teams coach surf ? Well the new Seahawk head coach sure looks like he does . I now see why they fired Jim Mora after only one season . They wanted this cool looking guy . Meet California boy Pete Carroll the former head coach of colleges USC Trojans aptly situated in Los Angeles . He did have a stint in the NFL back in the day with the New England Patriots and the New York Jets where he had a mediocre record . That right there tells me he`s going to fit right in with the Seahawks cause they have been drowning in mediocrity for years . This guy is on the long list of college coaches who tried to make it in the NFL and failed . College coaches , Rah Rah Rah ,PPPPPHHHHHT ! Hey , at least he`s good looking , famous and walks with a swagger , cause that shits important ! My coach is now cooler than your coach ! Take that Bill Belichick and the three time super bowl winning Patriots ! I think I`m going to throw up again . Good Lord I need a bike ride !