Saturday, March 23, 2013

Definition of Fail


fail  

/fāl/
Verb
Be unsuccessful in achieving one's goal: "he failed in his attempt to secure election".
Noun
A grade that is not high enough to pass an examination or test.
Synonyms
verb.  miscarry - fall through
noun.  failure - failing - fiasco

The above sums up my attempted ride today from Capilano park. I arrived to find out both pumps were back home and my tire was close to flat. The above picture doesn't show it too well but caused me to spaz out, spit at passing dog walkers and then beat up a tree. I felt much better after that...

The Winds Blow in Alberta This Time of Year

Alberta is windy as fuck in April. Hence...you yourself may have complained about the insane wind we have been having lately. I have spouted...