Wednesday, June 9, 2010
Time to complain about my lack of riding
here I go bitching about not riding again
I believe the last time I was complaining on here about not riding was some time in April on a beer review , well I`m doing it again sans beer review .
Two Ten is not looking like the year I thought it was going to be . I was thinking it was going to be spectacular and is slowly becoming shitacular (see what I did there ? pretty clever huh ?)
A small number of things have contributed to this disease .....Yes , not riding much is a disease that must be stamped out with a giant boot . The lack of riding symptoms look like this .
1 . Lack of banana usage resulting in bananas getting old and stinky on your counter
2 Increased interest in ipod apps
3 Excitedly wondering what kind of donuts some chump might bring to work
5 Increased family time (well that`s a pretty good one)
6 Increased Madden time
7 More money made due to working more ....who cares .....really ?
8 Feeling old , lethargic and chubby
9 Less money spent on laundry.....seriously , what the hell do I know about that ?
10 Less money spent on protein bars and gas money to get to trails
If you feel any of these symptoms (except #5) run to your bike now ! I know I probably wont .
I`m starting to feel a bit better now ......oh wait I haven`t blamed anything or made excuses yet . Well first I blame work , second I blame allergies (worst year ever), the weather (what happened to our beloved drought huh ? Family times (baseball,taking kids out, spending time with wife)...what the hell is the matter with me ?
........There I feel just a smidgen bit better now, I`m glad I got that off my chest !
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