Friday, July 13, 2012

Beer Friday. Bavaria 0.0%


If I may start this by saying what 98% of the working Nisku populous would say about myself reviewing 0% alcohol beer on a Friday night. "What a fag," yep. That's it! I am now deeply insulted. Now go back to your steer testicle Dodge, and Chevy's and talk some mixed martial arts. I have a beer to review.

Non alcoholic beer has been the favourite of many trying to come clean of their problems. Charlie Sheen did a commercial for Bavaria creating lot's of funny moments for us to laugh at regarding his addiction. Cause as you know, addiction to drugs and alcohol is freaking hilarious! There are many people who prefer the taste of non alcoholic beer, I have tried non alcohol beer before and found it tasted nothing like beer. The makers of Bavaria don't even consider their drink "beer" but rather a "malt drink" thus not creating any confusion for the masses. Wait a tic! Isn't beer a "malt drink?"

I poured and it looked much like a beer should, with the exception of carbonated bubbles forming on the side of the glass. I sipped and was quickly very much extremely disappointed. The malt was clearly evident and you could tell right away that this was missing something. I got more then halfway through and I developed heartburn. So needless to say, this isn't for everybody.


This beer gets a 0.5 sud out of 5