Monday, September 5, 2016

Someone Slap Me




A ride that could have been spent better on the couch at home watching Happy Days. Within four kilometres in I had absolute nothing. Once back home I pondered in a depressed state at what happened and came up with a rather small but good list of excuses.

With a 48 hour work week ahead done in 4 days with a possible lay-off in the end can be kind of a bummer on a holiday Monday. These thoughts have been circling my mind for some time now and were quite rampant this morning as I set out. With a bad state of mind I hit Old Timers and then Gnome trail where at the end I was sadly feeling done.

I pushed on but turned back after reaching Emily Murphy where I crossed the bridge and rode the River Valley road home where a certain bike race was setting up but I sadly had no interest.

Oh my God...!

What the hell is wrong with the Lonebiker!?

Will he get his shit together before the Fall riding season and defeat the evil Leaflor!?

Will the Lonebiker brethren be reunited in an epic end to end ride before the snow falls!?

Stay tuned kids.



when this is your return home and the trails are rideable...