Friday, March 29, 2019

A Rare White Bike Sighting



The white bike, aka the shit bike, aka, the unloved spushelized got the call today on a warm Spring day.

A ride from the upper reaches of Saskatchewan Drive, or was it Groat road? (Meh... Who cares.) down to the Terwillegar parking lot where I smiled at all the nice white people and left.

This was a very uneventful and boring ride. I could make up some story of how I was attacked by a pack of coyotes and drug into the forest where I fought them off but they eventually wore me down and won making me their captor.


But I won't...

Here is hoping for a more exciting bike ride before Monday evening.

Oh and by the way. Lots of muddy tracks heading into the singletrack. Please don't be a dickhead and ride the muddy trails. It doesn't make you hardcore. It does nothing for you except wreck the trails and your bike.




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