Monday, January 1, 2024

Top Three Worst Rides of 23

 Maybe I will just stop making excuses for bad rides but I gotta tell ya it is quite frustrating when I suit up and drive to a trailhead with high hopes and dreams of lollipops, rainbow bridges and singletrack. Instead I slowly lumber on hating my bad nightshift transition which is usually the problem. 

# 3. Global Fat Bike Day?  Click Here

The last ride of the year was a real sad one. Bad nightshift recovery and I was hoping for magic on Global Fat Bike Day where I proudly took out the skinniest tired bike I have because damnit. The lonebiker is an outlaw! I think I bonked about the five km mark. At least Leduc brewing was open for a couple afterwards.


#2. What the Hell Was That? Click the link

The ride that was so bad that I put the bike up for sale mid ride after throwing it into the trees. The love hate relationship I have had with the Rocky Mountain boiled over into tumultuous rage and loudly proclaimed "this was it" for the bike… 

Just watch, this dipsshit will be riding this bike in twenty four.

Worst Ride of the Year. The Great GPS Disaster of 2023.  Click the link


Oh well well well…. Worst ride of the year and look at what bike I was riding. Actually the ride was not too bad but it cost a lot of money and created lots of heartbreak. I loved that damn gps and it flew out of my jersey because I forgot the handlebar mount. Freakin idiot. 

Toe Dabbing in the Fort SK

 A rather poor attempt at ruling the roost today in Fort Saskatchewan as I was off my game and misjudging rooty climbs followed by immediate...